| GONADS CRICKET CLUB | |||||||||||||||||
| THE 1998 TOUR | |||||||||||||||||
|
GONADS The future has been sold short, the city of the 21st century is feared as a polluted megalopolis, crowded with steel - eyed robot people, protein pills and a near-rioting underclass. Humanity will be something weak and frail, slowly strangled by tangles of buzzing wires and irradiated by nuclear television and plutonium driven satellites. Misapplied technology will cauterise our souls and crush anything that does not bring a financial profit like love, friendship, community and happiness. The future is brushed chrome and ruthless. Multi-nationals dictate policy to countries, food is plastic and cancer-causing and we pay to drink the rain. The fearful truth is that this is the future. Anyone in love with human ty is currently in mourning for the present, watching it become infected by takeaway burge s, superpubs, and neon megamalls. Anyone who even semi-understands the political and coc nomical workings of the Western World longs to turn away, furious and hungry for change md determined to ramraid the untouched future in search of hope. It is this disgust, tempered with a belief that every emotional extreme can I ead to release and redemption that reduces the world to seek a saviour. But where in this arid, nihilistic landscape where can such a band of men capable of offering salvation to he rotting carcass of humanity lie? The only flicker of hope can be found by peering wearily through the ui mistakable fog of pipesmoke, listening to the creak, creak, creak of the rocking chair, see iring the aisles of B&Q and Homebase, keeping an ear to the ground for the tiny pitter-pattel of slipper on shag pile. You've guessed it, the world needs the re-birth of the once- mighty GONADS. So cast off those comfortable cardigans, trade-in those Jackson Menswear Vouchers, heal that lumbago ridden back, cure that gout, come away from that potting shed, shake off hat afternoon nap, put down that nice cup of tea, mankind needs the proud, unyielding GONADS banner to be unfurled. Opponents are required for the tour which will save a world riven by bitter injustices, seething unrest, moral outrage and all pervasive fear on the weekend of July 24 1998 Your diligent servant Simmnmmmmmmnirnmmmmmmmmnimmmmmmmmmmmmer. Former GONADS chairman, now relegated to humble fixtures sec. Enter your name and contact number here if your club is interested - North Yorkshire would be ideal. | |||||||||||||||||
| |||||||||||||||||
| |||||||||||||||||
|
This page has been visited
|